What’s the most-fun job you’ve ever had?
“Probably when Busch Gardens used to pay me $13 an hour to run around dressed as a redneck zombie to scare people. It was a pretty fun gig.”
Did you play any sports in school?
“I can’t exactly say that I played any sports, but I did run track and cross country all throughout high school. And I’ll watch any sport as long as it comes with a good side of food and company. In terms of favorite teams, it’s whatever team has the hottest players.”
Do you masturbate?
“Of course, I do. I figured out how to make myself cum some time ago. I was a late bloomer so I didn’t really know what I was doing. All I could tell was that it felt good. I like to lay down, rub my thighs together and press down on my G-spot from the outside. I’ll probably cum on repeat a dozen times or so. It’s super quick, effective, and more importantly, quiet. You have no idea how many times I did that during summer camp.”
Do you like anal play and/or anal sex?
“A big yes to licking and fingering. Ask me about anal sex in a year or so after I’ve had more practice.”
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